November 5, 2009
NOTE: This is not a paid advertisement. This is just a post about the genuine happiness that a simple faggy blogger feels...because he's now a WOMAN!
LOLZ!
Thank you HSBC!
My gosh...I now have an HSBC RED MASTERCARD! Swear! Honest.
I just didn't take a picture of my card because, of course, it's for my own protection. (Gosh...I think I can now buy that MacBook Pro. But I gotta think about it a zillion times first.)
Imagine...I'm now a proud cardholder of the very first credit card in the country that's designed for "WOMEN." The HSBC RED MASTERCARD! Ok, I had mentioned "HSBC RED MASTERCARD" twice now. Oh! Make that thrice. LOLZ!
Sorry. I'm just really extremely happy. Not because I have again another means to satisfy my Twilight addiction...LOLZ! JK. Not true. I'm a responsible debtor.
But...swear...it's really the feeling. It feels so different. I feel so different. I dunno why. I can't explain it in words. LOLZ!
So...to all gays out there...now's your chance to own an HSBC Red Mastercard. Just drop me a comment and I'll refer you to my former boss and officemates in HSBC. Or you may also visit HSBC.com.ph for more details. Take advantage of their Charriol promo too!
Gosh...I think Ms. Che is so happy for me. She knows how much I've dreamed of having this card...ever since my HSBC days. I so miss her (how I wish all bosses are like her).
